Saturday, March 13, 2010

Two

I was wrong!
Two people read my blog,
Not one.
See, it's worth it.
Two.
It's still worth it.

Now.
Story from yesterday.
It's wonderful.
I shall post Stace/Des's version too.
But this one includes all three of us.
Pink is Des
Black is me
Grey is Stace.

Once upon a time, there was a princess. Her name was....

Consuela Bananahammock, and she had blonde hair with pink ribbons in it. She lived at the top of a giant...

lighthouse that had no lights because She was a child and not allowed to play with hot things! Her favorite song was...

GAMMA RAY BY BECK & she tried to learn it on her acoustic guitar but got disheartened cause she sucked so bad. so she...

..took up the triangle because it was much easier and her father approved of such an instrument. He also..

loved his other daughter much more because her name wasn't consuela. This made her so mad (Consuela) that she got revenge by...

locking her normally-named sister in a cupboard under the stairs and claiming to her parents that in fact she had gone to a...

scrapbooking retreat to learn how to collage all of their cherished memories. Her parents didn't believe her so they...

..searched the house until they found their other child, who now wanted to go to the Scrapbooking retreat, but can't because..

there really was no scrapbooking retreat. So Consuela told her other sibling what really happened & showed her where the...

scrapbook supplies were kept so they ended up having their own scrapbook retreat & it was awesome! They made a whole lot of..

collages of the missing siblings pictures because they forgot about her. She was downstairs digging to get out, but she ended up

digging all the way to China and ate some Singapore noodles which were tasty. She took photos there too so she could scrapbook

but then got caught up in some hardcore noodle smuggling & was arrested by the Chinese government. By this time, Consuela had...

finished scrapbooking and found the giant hole her sister had toodled into... so she went armed with a rotary cutter & saved..

her normal named sister, Connie, from her cellmate, Who was about to steal her identity as she was being bailed out of prison by

her deranged second cousin Phyllis. Conveniently, Consuela got there in time to save her sister and bail her out so they could

be the guest speakers @ the worlds largest scrapbook convention! Just as they were getting ready to toodle on, Phyllis said.....

"I'LL SCRAPBOOK YOU GOOD" and started hurling all manner of decorated collage albums at the sisters. Conveniently, a bystander

who was also a judge, said "Phyllis! I don't mean to butt away, but this must stop!" and right then & there sentenced her to....

six months of noodly community service in which she had to clean up noodles that were left on the street. The sisters spoke ..

at the scrapbook convention, where Phyllis also spoke, using noodles & macaroni to make frames. Meanwhile, at the lighthouse....

the parents of the three missing girls were having a great time scrapbooking all their ye olde memories, until they realised..

that they hadn't seen the kids in a while. "Honey" said Mr. B, "do you know where the kids are?" "no" mrs. B replied, "we should

text them & tell them dinner will be ready soon." so in China, Consuela's phone went off & she realised they should go home..

so they googled directions & google said "take a canoe 1267495 miles" which was impossible, bc they didn't have one, so they....

went back through the giant hole they dug and got back very late and dirty for dinner. YAY THE END!


That
is
all.

x
P.S. I love double meanings. XD

3 comments:

Stace said...

Lmfao :') You can take my line out if you want, it doesn't really fit it :p

Stace said...

Oh no wait, it's okay. It still works :)

Jesse said...

Noooo!! Yours is necessary! :D