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I am not a genius.

As a result,

There are many things in this world that happen

That I do not completely comprehend.

For example.

Why does my Fairmont's handbook suggest 5.5L of oil for an oil change

Yet my Fairmont be satisfied with only 4.5?

Why do I feel sick one day, better the next, but worse the day after

Instead of recovering in a predictable fashion?

Why would one occasionally be a tease

But for the most part appear uninterested?

Why would a best friend

Who merely weeks ago suspected someone of purposely manipulating friendships

Change their perspective and instead side completely with this person?

Who the fuck knows.

Some of life's many mysteries,

Clearly.

So here I sit

Frustrated beyond what I actually tell everyone

Not knowing why I still feel sick

Or why people play hard to get

Or why I'm being fucked over by people who used to care.

I want to play Grand Theft Auto.

Too

dle

oo.

x

P.S.

I would like to point out that I washed dishes at work for far too long today

And as there was basically an entire ecosystem in the sink by the end of it

I nearly spewed a number of times.

It was somewhat of a battle between me, the crockery and the dishwasher.

I won.

Then I went home.

The end.